Owl Wizard Detective Babies
where did they come from?
where will they go?
you can find out, just keep reading, yo
Every baby has its beginning.
A special thing between those who are twinning.
Through magic and mystery they’re born to be.
Even the ones who live up in a tree.
The wizard, he yearned for someone to learn his wizardly ways.
They should. It certainly pays!
The owl stayed steadfast,
But he could not cast.
No, he brought disaster wherever he went* –
To the hearts of the turtles on which he was bent.
They all ran away so nobody would know*,
And left only the wizard who refused to go.
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Owl Wizard Detective Babies: A Remarkable Beginning
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They blew it this time.
This is an owl wizard detective babies crime.
They were not yet born.
But hold onto your scorn.
Because next comes the page.
When they come of age.
Slideshow thingamabob
A wizard and his owl are atop the highest tower. Hopefuls from the surrounding countryside journey to the tower to try out for an apprenticeship. The wizard watches the turtles’ performance. The owl swoops in for a closer look. The turtles do not appreciate this. A buff bunny confronts the wizard and his owl as the creatures storm out of the tower. The wizard and his owl, still apprenticeless, reflect on the situation. Buff bunny and the travelin’ turts crack on.
Want an official text transcription?
*Yes. These are lines from the hit song, Cotton-eye Joe. You clever millennial. Return to reading.
