Owl Wizard Detective Babies: A Remarkable Beginning

Owl Wizard Detective Babies: A Remarkable Beginning

Owl Wizard Detective Babies
where did they come from?
where will they go?
you can find out, just keep reading, yo

my first spell book

Owl Wizard Detective Babies: A Remarkable Beginning

A wizard and his owl are atop the highest tower. Hopefuls from the surrounding countryside journey to the tower to try out for an apprenticeship.
A wizard and his owl are atop the highest tower. Hopefuls from the surrounding countryside journey to the tower to try out for an apprenticeship.
The wizard watches the turtles' performance. The owl swoops in for a closer look. The turtles do not appreciate this.
The wizard watches the turtles’ performance. The owl swoops in for a closer look. The turtles do not appreciate this.
A buff bunny confronts the wizard and his owl as the creatures storm out of the tower.
A buff bunny confronts the wizard and his owl as the creatures storm out of the tower.
The wizard and his owl, still apprenticeless, reflect on the situation. Buff bunny and the travelin' turts pelt the tower with eggs.
The wizard and his owl, still apprenticeless, reflect on the situation. Buff bunny and the travelin’ turts crack on.


They blew it this time.
This is an owl wizard detective babies crime.
They were not yet born.
But hold onto your scorn.
Because next comes the page.
When they come of age.

Slideshow thingamabob

  • A wizard and his owl are atop the highest tower. Hopefuls from the surrounding countryside journey to the tower to try out for an apprenticeship.
  • The wizard watches the turtles' performance. The owl swoops in for a closer look. The turtles do not appreciate this.
  • A buff bunny confronts the wizard and his owl as the creatures storm out of the tower.
  • The wizard and his owl, still apprenticeless, reflect on the situation. Buff bunny and the travelin' turts pelt the tower with eggs.
starring in wizard owl tower time: the wizard. And. the owl.

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